- Ian: ....... holy shit! Brzenska, is that you?
- Rico: I am in a dress, I have so much gel in my hair that I can't recognize it anymore, these contacts are burning my eyes, I have not slept all night, and I am starved and armed, so do not mess with me WHOA! *trips*
- Pixis: Ooooh! You okay?
- Rico: *gets up* I'm fine, I'm good.
- Ian: Oh yeah, it's Rico alright.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.